{: )
Description: wears a toupee / has hair parted in the middle
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}: )
Description: as above, in an updraft
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{(: )
Description: is wearing a toupee
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}(: (
Description: is wearing a toupee in the wind
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{: )
Description: has old-fashioned hair
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(: )
Description: is bald
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: :)
Description: has a Mohican
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~: )
Description: has a Mohican and has been out in the rain
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#: )
Description: has matted hair
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&: )
Description: has curly hair / forgot to brush their hair
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S: )
Description: has wavy hair / uses too much hairspray
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>: >
Description: has a crew cut
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J: )
Description: has nice hair
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$: )
Description: has a comb stuck in their hair
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I: O
Description: is a flathead / flat-top
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(:)
Description: needs a haircut
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@: }
Description: is just back from the hairdresser
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: ]
Description: is a blockhead
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: [
Description: is an unhappy blockhead
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o: )
Description: is a pea-brain
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C: )
Description: has a large cranial capacity
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}: (
Description: is bull-headed
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|: )
Description: has bushy eyebrows
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': )
Description: shaved off one eyebrow this morning
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/;:)
Description: has one big thick cock-eyed eyebrow
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%:)
Description: has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
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%:)
Description: is cross-eyed
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?:(
Description: has a black eye
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:(
Description: has had their eyes gouged out
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=:(
Description: has had their eyes scratched out
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.:)
Description: has only one eye
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,:)
Description: has only one eye and is winking
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|:(
Description: has lost their contact lenses
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o: (
Description: has been shot between the eyes
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:=)
Description: has two noses (or has no nose...)
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:_)
Description: has a nose sliding off their face
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: :)
Description: has a very large nose
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:C)
Description: has a very large nose
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:~)
Description: has a squiggly nose
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:>)
Description: has a big nose
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:/\)
Description: has an extremely big nose
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:u)
Description: has a pug nose
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:^)
Description: has a broken / pointy / cute nose
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|~(
Description: has just had their nose broken
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:+)
Description: has just had their broken nose set
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:I)
Description: has a septum pierce
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: |)
Description: has a moustache
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:<)
Description: has a moustache
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: {)
Description: has a handlebar mustache
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: })
Description: has an RAF moustache
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: #)
Description: has a bushy moustache
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: =)
Description: is an older user with a moustache
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:<)
Description: is a blabbermouth
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: B
Description: is a buttmouth
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: $
Description: has mouth wired shut
Category: Descriptive
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: (=)
Description: has big teeth
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: E]
Description: needs to go to the dentist
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: F]
Description: just came back from the dentist
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: H
Description: is missing teeth
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: |]
Description: has no need to go to the dentist
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: T
Description: has just zippered their lips shut
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: B
Description: has just bitten their lip
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: ))
Description: has a double chin
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: )))
Description: is extremely overweight
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: )}
Description: has a beard
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: )#
Description: has a beard
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(: {~
Description: has a beard
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: )##
Description: has a long beard
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: )=
Description: has a goatee
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(:
Description: is left handed
Category: Descriptive
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: |8( ):
Description: is pregnant
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: d~
Description: is a heavy smoker
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*:*
Description: is fuzzy
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*:**
Description: is fuzzy with a fuzzy moustache
Category: Descriptive
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: ~|
Description: has a cold
Category: Descriptive
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:*)
Description: has a cold
Category: Descriptive
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: R
Description: has the 'flu
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(: $
Description: is ill
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:%)%
Description: has acne
Category: Descriptive
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~~: )
Description: is on fire / has been flamed !
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%:6
Description: is brain-dead
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(: |
Description: is an egghead
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<: I
Description: is a dunce
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&8:|
Description: is a nerd
Category: Descriptive
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8:)
Description: is a nerd
Category: Descriptive
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*X:|
Description: is a dead nerd
Category: Descriptive
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: ) .
Description: has an innie belly button
Category: Descriptive
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: ) ,
Description: has an outie belly button
Category: Descriptive
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;^?
Description: has been punched out
Category: Descriptive
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%+|
Description: has lost a fight
Category: Descriptive
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;:\
Description: has been beaten up
Category: Descriptive
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;:|
Description: has been beaten up but is staying silent
Category: Descriptive
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: s
Description: has heard a bizarre comment
Category: Descriptive
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%:|
Description: has been working all night
Category: Descriptive
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: S
Description: has just made an incoherent statement
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: *
Description: has just eaten something sour
Category: Descriptive
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: #
Description: has just said something that shouldn't have been said
Category: Descriptive
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*:)
Description: has been shot dead
Category: Descriptive
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: ( |
Description: has been beheaded
Category: Descriptive
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: (O
Description: has been hanged
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._/
Description: has been squashed
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